Holiday Party
Sunday, Dec. 05, 2004
4:01 p.m.
I spent $48.00 on a pair on men's pants yesterday. Can you believe it? And they don't even really fit right (Greg, I mean, not me). So I get to take them back. I made sure Greg knew I was going to take them back and he was awesome with not spilling a damn thing on them!
OK, so we went to my office Holiday party last night. So few people showed up! One year, it rocked, and every other time, it has been soooo lame! But the highlights:
1. I got my 5-year plaque. Ooooo. Aaaaaa.
2. One of the managers was drunk as a skunk and was so fucking hilarious.
3. Greg was all over Hot Cindy and I got nice nookie this morning because of her! I mean, Greg was so horny from seeing her and all.
4. Stupid Trainer sat at our table. ARGH!!!!!! And I met her fiance. He wasn't as bad as I thought. But she sure nags him and lectures him a lot. It's like he's looking for a motherwife and she's more than happy to fill the position. I mean, she lectured him about cussing. What the fuck!?!?!?! If you're dating a dude who is 30+ and he still cusses, you pretty much need to accept it. A guy that old is NOT going to stop cussing. And who cares if he does, anyway? It's not like there were kids at the party. I think she wants the world to see her personal life as perfect and trouble-free, but it's actually full of turbulence and bullshit. In high school, I had a friend who had the same issues. The thing these two women have in common: Catholic alcoholic child-abusing parents. Yep.
Today, while watching football, I addressed all my holiday cards for folks at work. I have 50 people to give cards to! These are just the 50 that I'm friendly with on a daily basis. Never mind the other folks I like but never see. Ugh! Thank goodness Rite Aid had tons of cards 50% off. So, boxes of 12 cards rang up for about 3.50. That's within my price range!!!
Oh, and College Brother cracks me up so much! He was in Rite-Aid with Greg & me. And he bought white Christmas lights. We were like, "Why did you buy Christmas lights? You're a guy and you live in a dorm." His response: "All the hot girls seem to like Christmas lights." Rock on, bro!
What else? Oh, last night, I had a dream that Greg and I and several other people were staying at a porn star's house and everyone was fucking one another. It was such a sexual dream! I had another dream that Stupid Misty moved to France...not sure what that one means!
Miss One?
Moving On - Wednesday, Sept. 05, 2007
I remembered my password - Friday, Jul. 20, 2007
I need someone - Thursday, Apr. 20, 2006
I miss him - Tuesday, Apr. 18, 2006
Possibly the worst weekend of my life? - Sunday, Apr. 16, 2006
