Even More Questions
Monday, Jan. 20, 2003
3:27 p.m.
1. What is the first thing you do in the morning? Hit the snooze button.
2. What is the last thing you do in the evening? Snuggle with Greg.
3. What is in your pockets right now? Did you know or did you have to check? This outfit doesn't have pockets, dammit!
4. How many keys and other items are on your key ring? What do the keys open? There are 2 keys to the Pontiac (one for the engine & one for all doors), 2 keys to my Honda (one for all doors & ignition and the other for all but the trunk), 1 key for the house, a hemp & beads thing I made that says M.A.M.A.C.I.T.A., a red white and blue ribbon, and a long black ropey thingy so I can wear my keys aroung my neck when necessary.
5. When was the last time you have had another person give you flowers? Who and why? Bob gave me flowers about 3 years ago. Probably because he fucked up.
6. When was the last time you gave someone flowers? Who and why? I don't remember...
7. Do you have a favorite toy? What is it and why? Yeah, it's called my car, dumbass.
8. The pictures in your wallet or purse, who do you carry with you? Myself, of course (on my license), my whole family about 2 years ago, and a picture of me with my dad, in 1978.
9. What things do you have in your wallet or purse that you wouldn�t normally find in a wallet or purse. (Example: Four-leaf clover) A puzzle book (you know, like crossword & logic puzzle combo, with other odd puzzles, too), a blue bandana, and a cell phone charger...that's all the weird stuff that's in there today. Plus, I have normal stuff in there, too, like, check book, receipts, sunglasses, etc.
10. What color is your underwear? Did you have to look? Pink with flowers. Nope, didn't have to look.
11. Do you have to wear a name tag to work? It's more like a security badge, but it does have my name & picture on it!
12. Does the site of blood make you ill? Not my own.
13. Have you ever fired a hand-gun or rifle? Why? No.
14. What is the fastest you have ever driven a car? Where and model? I don't remember! As fast as the car would go. And that's almost all the freakin time!
15. Do you vote? I really don�t care about politics just curious if you use the power granted to you. Yes.
16. Tell me a joke. This is a cute little Girl Scout joke. How many Girl Scouts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 100--1 to screw it in & 99 to sing about it. Too cute, huh?
17. What do you want to be when you grow up? Mommy!
18. Are your shoes tied? Did you have to look? Yes. No.
19. If you really like someone who is married what would you do? Is the person happliy married? Or is he only waiting for the fucked up mandatory 1-year waiting period in the state of Maryland? Is this a menage a trois with wife present? Is it a wife swap? Is the wife in Hawaii & would never find out? The world is not so black & white as this question.
20. If you go to anyplace in the world you wanted where would you go? To the Mediterranean.
21. If you could meet anyone famous or well known who is living, who would it be? Why? Myself. I'm well known in some circles.
22. If you could meet anyone famous or well known who is dead, who would it be? Why? Jesus, because then he could clear up all of the misconceptions and mistranslations of his words & tell the Christian right-wing freaks how fucking wrong they are!!!
23. Fun with History: If you could go back in time and see any event as it happened, which historical event would you like to witness? The Big Bang. Duh.
24. What word do you love? Enamored. Enthralled. Enraptured.
25. What word do you hate? Vagina. And actually. I hate actually!!!
26. What profession other than the one you are in would you love to do? Porn star. As long as I had the body...
27. What profession other than the one you are in would you hate to do? So many...Septic Tank cleaning man, butcher, coal miner, tunnel worker (what are they called? moles?), anything in a factory...
28. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck. Fucking fuck!
29. What would you like to hear god say to you upon your entering heaven? (If you don�t believe in that sort of thing pretend- just for the fun of it ok thanks- you�re a peach) As if God has a mouth! Please!
30. What is the book you are currently reading or last book you read? The Visitor, by Sheri S. Tepper
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