Survey #3

Sunday, Sept. 08, 2002
7:51 p.m.

Ren, I'm stealing your survery! Oh, wait, you stole it from someone else! So I guess I'm borrowing, too!

Anyway, here goes...

1. What does your hair look like? What color is it? Paint me a picture with words all about your lovely locks. OK, it's long (about 8 inches past my shoulders) and brown with natural blond highlights around my face. The back is very wavy and the front is pretty straight (just like my mom's & hippie long-haired brother's). Near my ears & underneath, it curls into little ringlets that I hate & my mom adores. UGH! I'm 26...ringlets aren't cute anymore! If I tuck my ear ringlets behind my ears, Frank makes fun of me & says they're my horns. Horns behind my ears??? What a dipshit. It's extremely thick, which makes summer hell! And I have to use Pantene Deep-Conditioning Conditioner in order to get a brush through it!

2. What is your favorite beverage? Do you drink a lot of it? What do you like about this tasty drink? Water water water! I drink soooo much water at work that people think I'm a health nut (which is sooooo far from the truth!).

3. What are you wearing right this very second? Plaid tan & blue shorts, a black t-shirt, and a blue scrunchee. In other words, my jammies.

4. Do you work? What do you have to do? Do you hate it or love it? Do you make lotsa money? Of course I work! I train people, write new policies, document everything, and act as a know-it-all resource for staff. Most days, I love it! Some days, I hate it, because I'm convinced that people act like idiots for the sole purpose of pissing me off. I certainly make enough money to afford all things I need. Do I make as much as I'm worth? No.

5. Are you a people person? What do you like or hate about them? Most of the time. As long as I get time to myself once in a while.

6. What's your favorite mode of transportation? Do you agree with me that cars suck major ass? My favorite? Being carried around by sexy men! Cars do suck. I wish society didn't make it so hard to not have a car. I'm so tired of worrying about my car.

7. Did you vote last election? If so, are you totally pissed at the way it ended up? If you didn't vote are you still pissed off? If you are not pissed off, why the hell not? Yes. Not any more pissed than I am at the government already.

8. Shall we conspire to kill Jenny Jones? Please? Why?

9. What's better: Adoption or pregnancy? What? I can't even compare the two, since they aren't even the same animal!

10. Do you like your name? Why or why not? My name is Kimberly and I think it's dandy. I love my name, though now I feel like it's just a porn star name. This became obviously apparent when I had a college roommate named Candy. Misty & Candy...tell me that's not a porn movie waiting to happen!

11. Have you ever seen your cervix? Want to? Sure! It's about as exciting as seing your foot. Yay, another part of my body.

12. When you get drunk do you scream, "Wooo Hoo!"? No, I just say "Dude" too much & tell everyone I love them.

13. What were your favorite books that you read as a younger person? Younger, by how many years? Younger, to me now, is ages 0-25. OK, when I was 6, I loved Amelia Bedilia. When I was 10, I loved Judy Blume. When I was 14, I loved any erotic literature.

14. Do you make fat jokes? Only about myself & close friends. Oh, and horrible enemies.

15. Do you know that if you said yes to the question above then you are a fucker? Not only an I a fucker, but I'm a FUCKING FUCK FUCKER! Yeah!

16. Are you a feminist? Why or why not? Uh, YEAH! Because women are amazing!

17. What is the weather like today in your neck of the woods? Where are you from anyway? Maryland is always too fucking hot!

18. Have you ever had a realistic sex dream? Do share! Many. The latest ones have been of Mike (and ex-coworker who I find attractive only on an intellectual level) and Frank.

19. Are you an artist? What kinds of art do you enjoy? I wouldn't consider myself an artist, but I have an artistic eye. My favorites are pre-historic art & SOME modern art (like, I love Roy Lichtenstein).

20. Are you a hipster? No, but I would say I'm a hippie.

21. How much time do you spend online? What do you do? What is really cool to do online? Far too much lately! Maintain my 2 pages, search for more stupid quizzes. Cool...look at porn, duh!

22. What is your favorite season? Why? Spring, because it contains my birthday and because it's not too hot or too cold. Oh, wait, except in Maryland, it IS too hot in the spring.

23. Who do you like better, your ma or da? Ooooo...hard to say. I hated my mom from ages 14-18 & then I hated my dad from ages 18-22. So, now I adore both of them for totally different reasons. I don't like either one better now.

24. Are you a snob? In which ways? My country-hick cousins think I'm a snob. But I'm not, cause I'm pretty outgoing. Oh, wait, maybe some folks at work think I'm a snob, cause I only hang out with Frank & Kathy.

25. What kinds of things decorate your house/bedroom/apartment? The entire apartment is what I deem "frat house chic." Trashed & I both get to decorate it, so it looks like a hodgepodge of pictures & cute decorations (me) & Metallica & Led Zeppelin crap (Trashed).

26. Can you cook anything really yummy? Do you have the recipe on hand? My cobbler is amazing! No recipe...I change it every time I make it.

27. Do you chew your fingernails? Or do you get your nails done all fancy and fakey? I bite them, usually in the car while in traffic. And it feels soooooo good! I quite biting them for a month several years ago & I missed the amazing wonderful feeling of biting my nails. I can't give it up! It's an addiction!!!

28. Did you know that Dr. Pepper is flavored with prune juice? Isn't that disgusting? It so is not! Where do people hear this stupid stuff?

29. How do you feel about Eminem? Though extremely misogynistic, racist, and hateful, I approve of the fact that he speaks his own personal truth. So, for the most part, I like him.

30. Have you ever read my diary? Since I stole the quiz from Ren, I don't even know who originated this survey!

past - future

Miss One?

Moving On - Wednesday, Sept. 05, 2007
I remembered my password - Friday, Jul. 20, 2007
I need someone - Thursday, Apr. 20, 2006
I miss him - Tuesday, Apr. 18, 2006
Possibly the worst weekend of my life? - Sunday, Apr. 16, 2006

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